Truck Nutz

I'm in Canada for the week visiting my family and having a Canadastic time. We were at a friend's house for a party and I overheard them talking about balls that people put on their trucks that look like a scrotum. I thought they were talking about trailer hitches and they just kind of looked like balls. But no, there are actual fake scrotum looking things that people actually attach to the underside of their truck, on purpose. I don't understand much about truck mentality but I sure don't get what kind of douche you would have to be to have something like this on your truck. A lot of the conversation went like this...

Me: They aren't actual balls, right? Just hitches that have balls on them so people think they look like balls?

Everyone: NO! They look like an actual scrotum.

Me: I don't believe you.

Well I now believe because you can google it and see for yourself. I've yet to see one on an actual truck driving around but I'm hoping to spot a real-life one soon. I take that back, I don't want to see one as I've been scarred enough just looking at them on the internet.


Aside from being appalled by this new discovery, I'm having a great time here. We went to another great party hosted by Rick and Dar that involved much Sing Star and good times at the BBQ pit. I was hoping to make my famous "jam wieners" but couldn't find any Little Smokies so I had to make "jam balls" instead. Here is the secret, Heinz Chili sauce, grape jelly and little swedish meatballs. Mix them together in a crock pot, heat and enjoy. You can google the recipe if you want exact measurements. Might sound gross but they are always a hit. My crock pot had no jam balls in it at the end of the night.

Becky (SIL) trying to take advantage of me while I concentrate on my Sing Star.

Rick and Dar's backyard, which I really like. Next time I won't put my flip flops on the fire pit and melt them.

We went to Earl's today to eat and we got the s'more desert with homemade marshmallows and graham crackers. I had Monti take a picture of it with his iPhone because I thought it was so delicious and the presentation was great. I love Earl's.