New Year, New Guilt

I know a lot of people make resolutions at the beginning of a New Year but I'm not one of those people. I'm constantly trying to lose ten pounds and spend less money so why even bother? I work out because if I don't, I start to get depressed and that makes every one's life miserable. I've had about a month away from the gym and I'm feeling like calling up my doctor and begging him for some Wellbutrin. I've avoided antidepressants thus far but if something doesn't change soon I might join that club. Whaa poor me. I think I'm going to steal a resolution from a friend, only because I thought it was something I might be able to accomplish. I'm going to learn to curse better. I've got the damn, hell, shit trio down and they come out rather too effortlessly but I think it's time to move on to bigger curse words. You can use your imagination here but by the end of next year I will hopefully be whipping out the big boys with ease. No one will be able to tell I was raised to fear the curse word and hadn't uttered one until I was well into my teens. I challenge you all to join me in this resolution.

I'm getting my eyes checked today and I'm thinking it's time to get some new frames. I wear contacts during the day but at night and in the morning I often wear my glasses. The frames are getting old and I want new ones. I have yet to be happy with the frames I pick out. I've been wearing glasses since I was 12 (some of you might remember my awesome blue glasses) and I haven't really liked any of them. My goal is to find some I love and will wear more often. I was looking on Ebay and found some I like. Tell me what you think?