Audrey Elizabeth is here

Kristin, my good friend/ex-neighbor who abandoned me and moved to Missouri, had a baby girl on Monday. Kristin told me she was "almost 9 and a half pounds!" and had a lot of hair. The hair thing was important to Kristin because her other three kids were bald until they were 2ish. Kristin birthed this baby the natural way or as I like to call it "the crazy way". Now when women sit around talking about their birth experiences Kristin can feel superior to them all just as if she had birthed a baby while crossing the plains. Kristin sent pictures of baby Audrey today and she looks very sweet. Congratulations Bates family!