Wife's head explodes while taking Christmas card photo

Like last year, Grace was crying two minutes into the process so we had to take a break to cheer her up. I told her she needed to look at the camera and apparently she heard, "GRACE LOOK AT THE DAMN CAMERA OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE!" Why else would she have started to cry? Oh that's right, I'm raising the world's most sensitive child. Long story short, they're all hideous or I should say, I look hideous in them all. I told Ryan to just pick one and call it good. This picture taking has been a serious blow to my self esteem. I'm getting old and that isn't fun, especially when captured on film. Here are the two I would have picked because you can't see my weird double chin in either of them.